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Dear Neeks

Wed Oct 8, 2008, 4:28 AM
Dear Niko 2x4:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in your closet and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break the apartment building.

Go burn,
Zelly Bean

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"For Thousands of years, Billions of men have kept theirs without a problem; and now, suddenly within the last 150 years, it poses a risk?" - Brad

If we were meant to be nude, we would be born that way :)

every victim deserves and advocate!
No problem, man! I just love how creative you are.
Spill! I want more details on this encounter with the hot straight guy.Give me the he said he said version.

I know all about that cheap whore thing. In between my first bf, which was also my last, and my current I had the same problem. It just takes patience. I ran across my guy by simply cleaning out my MySpace inbox. I ran across a message he had sent me some time before and happened to take a second look at his profile and we went from there. :D

Well I'm glad to hear you have a better job. Hopefully things will continue to go your way there. Plus if you keep it up, with all the lifting, you well have toned your body into that of a god and all the ladies/dudes would want ya! Not that they shouldn't now, mind you!

What time frame on Thursday? Are we talking late night for me? If not, I will definitely try to make it on.

Well I'm off to do some work at work... on a Saturday. Bleh!

Take care and lots of hugs and love!
Zelly Bean
It was actually a little frightening, I mean, I had a crush on him for almost a year and I finally give up... Then i say "Jeeze, what do you want? A forceful kiss!?" and he said "I wish you would" in a very serious tone. I'm more freaked out than flattered. I mean, I feel we had our chance and I'm over the crush and then he says that... I mean, how not fair is that?!

Lol, the thing is I had a chance at having a real BF, but screwed it all up by having issues. But I guess we weren't meant to be, or he would have said yes when I asked to see him again.

If I did have a sexy body, I would be a huge arse. I would flaunt it and say things like "Damn straight, you like that? But oh, you can't taste, that's right, Jerek likes to tease you and never please you."

Now, tuesday to thursday I have off, I'll most likely be online thursday all day because my friends are all working and I wouldn't want to go out after I gets me Dr Who DVDs. ;P David Tennant makes me so much more gay then ever.

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Be a Man! Be as sweet as Niko's cupcakes!
It sounds very not fair. I wonder if the whole time he was waiting on you to make the "first" move. Believe me, it's very frustrating after the fact when they admit, there was a shred of hope... :angered:

The whole bf thing has it's ups and downs. My guy and I recently got into a "discussion" and it was very hard on me personally. But we worked through it and now I believe us to be stronger. Love is anything but easy. But when it is going easy, it is FANTABULOUS!!!

I would be concern with a huge butt... I mean would that make things difficult if you didn't have a dude with some length? That has always been my concern. Probably because I have one... ^^;

Okies, well in that case I will definitely try to get on Thursday evening after work.

It's so nice to see someone with similar taste in the men-folk! :glomp:

Hugs!
Zelly Bean
Tell me about it... I've already moved on to having a crush on 2 customers and a bag of Doritos.

Everyone does, apparently, I hardly had a bad time with my first GF, and I guess that's how I knew we weren't meant to last, I hate yes men, and dating one was boring and stupid of me.

O: Either this conversation has abandoned innocent territory or I just have a dirty mind. Either way there will be some serious fondling. I wish I had some sort of ass.

LOL, I like the Who porn. I think everyone wants David Tennant, he's that sexy. ;P My friend C has recurring dreams where she's the Dr's companion.

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Be a Man! Be as sweet as Niko's cupcakes!
You have a crush on a bag of Doritos!? That's an unusual crush!

HeHeHe you dirty young man you! Get that mind out of the gutter... :: shakes finger at you :: It's not all it's cracked up to be.

I haven't seen much... does it exist somewhere? Who knows, she may be his assistant! Maybe you should be nice to her and she can your DW pr0n dreams become reality!

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